think-progress:

Sick.

color-me-bad:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

That’s only 5 hours of sleep. Wtf kinda life are you living?

See the 2 am is that random 5 seconds of being awake while you’re turning over or moving the covers or some shit. You say I love you whether they hear it or not.

Omg I just got of the phone with a client by saying “have a great time”.

Pretty sure I’m still drunk.

Just a little.

My boyfriend being super loving and affectionate on our date.

I don’t know why I find sneezes so irrationally irritating

But if my coworker sneezes one more time I may or may not staple gun her face

I missed Tumblr

Y’all don’t care tho.

celestial-adventures:

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie



america

celestial-adventures:

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie

america

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

I need a roommate

or a subletter

curvellas:

omg so y’all know those super fit people who love to work out and get so much enjoyment from it and go hard in the gym and only seem to get more energy the harder they go APPARENTLY EVERYONE IS HOPPED UP ON SUPPLEMENTS AND CAFFEINE THAT THEY TAKE PRIOR TO WORKING OUT. i had no idea, i went into…

Once again

I sit at my desk googling wedding photos instead of working

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

My bf finally cut his hair after 3 long months and I’m not quite sure who he is anymore